Incredibly Inaccurate

Exploding Chocolate Bunnies

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skyloftknight:

platinumbender:

last week it was Mako

i was waiting for someone to do this

(Source: lottiichan, via masterprankster)

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(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me:
“Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother:
“Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy:
“I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother:
“The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy:
“Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy:
*sips* “Gotham is safe.”

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Why couldn’t Thor’s hammer break Captain America’s shield?

sleepinnude:

robots-please:

jordanjordanjordanjordan:

01012012:

theneverendingdrums:

stravaganza:

the-ss-destiel:

BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE

uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium

no it’s vibranium

you mean FREEDOMIUM

Aren’t wolverine’s bones made of adamantium?

No, Wolverine’s bones are made of crystalized maple syrup and universal health care.

omg

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