My last post in 2010.
That is all.
January 2011
“Today, I found out that my father insisted I be named Luke so he could say, “Luke, I am your father” whenever I question his authority. FML”
—fmylife.com
December 2010
My mom is making me watch ECLIPSE with her.
Help?
Repeating Resolutions.
I’m not going to tell you guys the obvious resolutions, such as losing weight, finding love or to be happier. For me, all three of those are near to impossible and I’d be lying to you if I was all like, “In 2011 I WILL be skinnier and have a boyfriend, bitches!!”
No.
I have one resolution this year.
I.
WANT.
TO.
BE.
MY.
OWN.
PERSON.
If that happens, then being happy will come on its own, there would be more of a possibility of me getting a boyfriend, and to be honest…I don’t need to lose weight because I am AMAZING the way I am and you don’t deserve to know me if you don’t agree.
When people use "q" instead of "g"
no offense or anything, but it really does bug me.
Dear boys; your penis is not like pinocchio's nose. It won't get longer every time you lie about its size. Sincerely, reality.
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LOLOL!
