The awkward moment when you're in the car and accidently make eye contact with people in the car next to you.
July 2012
- someone: what's your favorite movie
- me: forgets every movie i've ever seen
June 2012
- *Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
- *Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
- *Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
- *A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
- *Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
- *Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
- Weather: Okay, today's gonna be about 65-70 degrees, pretty cloudy but nothing too --
- Me: Yeah, that's cool and all, but uh, it's June, isn't it? A little cold for the summer, don't you think?
- Weather: Oh. Okay. Fine. I see how you want it. You want summer weather? BOOM. YOU ARE NOW IN THE FIRES OF HELL. YOU ARE MELTING AND EVERYTHING AROUND YOU IS ON FIRE.
- Me: OH GOD WHY
- Weather: HERE COMES THE SUN, MOTHERFUCKERS
Good Time
Owl City feat. Carly Rae Jepsen
I really hate myself for liking this song
Good Time - Owl City feat. Carly Rae Jepsen
Listen
Lavender Town theme performed by full orchestra
I thought they couldn’t make it anymore terrifying. I was wrong.
Neat!
I’m hearing my own death
I WILL DO THIS!
I will get a job at Petsmart!
I just called and I have to call again in an hour….. x.x
Just think happy thoughts, Marisa.
from zero to internet explorer how ignored do you feel
white pencil crayon.
Terms and Conditions.
Warning label on cookie dough packages.
“You must be 18 or older” webpage warnings
myspace
crocs
First piece of bread in a loaf.
I really can't picture anyone having a crush on me. I can’t picture someone thinking about me before they fall asleep, or telling their friends about me. I can’t picture anyone getting butterflies because I said hi to them, or even just smiled at them. I can’t picture someone smiling at the computer screen or their cell phones when we’re talking. I mean like; why would they even do that? I’m just me. Nothing extraordinary, or special.
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Excellent!
This is perfect!
