- someone: what's your favorite movie
- me: forgets every movie i've ever seen
- *Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
- *Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
- *Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
- *A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
- *Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
- *Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
- Weather: Okay, today's gonna be about 65-70 degrees, pretty cloudy but nothing too --
- Me: Yeah, that's cool and all, but uh, it's June, isn't it? A little cold for the summer, don't you think?
- Weather: Oh. Okay. Fine. I see how you want it. You want summer weather? BOOM. YOU ARE NOW IN THE FIRES OF HELL. YOU ARE MELTING AND EVERYTHING AROUND YOU IS ON FIRE.
- Me: OH GOD WHY
- Weather: HERE COMES THE SUN, MOTHERFUCKERS
I will get a job at Petsmart!
I just called and I have to call again in an hour….. x.x
Just think happy thoughts, Marisa.
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